carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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