I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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