So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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