You work out of a Hotel?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
