Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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