He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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