Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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