He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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