i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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