i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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