belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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