Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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