I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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