so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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