i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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