Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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