you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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