so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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