he told me I talked like a deaf person
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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