Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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