i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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