that's an acceptable place to lick
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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