Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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