Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my sisters under your porch take her home
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
