the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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