Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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