She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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