I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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