Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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