I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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