we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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