I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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