apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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