fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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