marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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