they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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