My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
whose ass print is on the piano?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
May the power of my ass compel you!!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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