he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Randomize
