Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
it hurts more in the daytime
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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