Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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