Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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