You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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