I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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