Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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