Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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