I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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