That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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