just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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