I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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