Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
