There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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