don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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