Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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